MIL as a young woman went dancing with a man she wanted to become the man of her dreams. It was during WWII and the days of rationing and making do. They we half way around the dance floor when she felt the elastic give way in her panties – and down they slipped. She managed to kick them off as she danced praying no one would notice.. MIL can barely walk now so it is hard to imagine her having the dexterity, but apparently blind panic can help you achieve amazing things.
The dance finished, and she left the floor pantieless , only to have the band master hold the panties up above his head and declare “Has one of the ladies lost these?”
She did not confess, and she did not win that man of her dreams.