I know that as you all crawl through your dreary existences that you wish that you could live the Flamingo Dancer life. Well, weep no more, for I have heard your cries and have put together a little how-to workbook for you to follow.
How to do Saturday, the Flamingo Dancer way:
Embrace the day by rising at sunrise, bright and beautiful as always
Complete a 10 kl run and do thirty minutes of meditation
A healthy breakfast
Then off to the beauty salon to brighten the tresses
Today we are selecting new frames for our glasses.
a little touch of FD humour for those who know FD has only one eye, which I suppose you all know now!
Maybe a new pair of sunglasses as well.
Then it is time for a little shopping
select a superb original gift for the newest family addition
Home and Mr FD shows how much he missed us
Time for domestic issues but not before a good cup of tea
a little dusting and fluffing
a gourmet dinner simmering in the oven
Time for a little drink
Dinner is served
an evening of deep and stimualting conversation with Mr FD
time for bed
Definition – Delusion of grandeur : The false belief that one is important or powerful