Would you stuff your pet? If so, where would you keep Stuffie? Would Stuffie move into the old people’s home with you? Who would inherit Stuffie when you die?
People who walk around with vacant looks on their faces – do they have a moral responsibility to place a more intelligent expression on their faces for their companions and strangers passing by?
If two women approach a closed door, who holds the door open? Or Do they take it turn about? What is the etiquette?
Why are cars always called “she”? Why are boats christened “and may Big Whatever bless all who sail in HER? Why female gender?
Who decided Australia is “down under” and not “up above”?
Important stuff, people, important stuff…