“Jane, please stop licking your handout page and put your tongue back in your mouth.”
I blame Mr FD. He has been watching a lot of television lately and can discuss the finer points, pros and cons, of various news presenters. He had an in-depth conversation with his sister about how a weather girl on another channel looks very much like Ms Puppazzoni (even I have to admit they do!)
So Rachel Pupazzoni is the word salad of the day.
Is there a medication for this type of thing?
Upon first seeing this photograph, my initial thought was, what good is a grocery list on a wall when I am in the supermarket? Then I realised, I could take a photo of the wall and have it in my iPhone, and voila, no more lists left at home!
Of course I would have to remember to take the photo in the first instance. And make sure I had my phone. And make sure it was charged.
Maybe I will just shop online.
Q: If you did write your list on your wall, would you include things like tampons, condoms, incontinence pads and haemorrhoid cream?
I have to admit that I have never had an up close and personal relationship with a dinosaur, but I do suspect that I may not like them. Please do not tell my granddaughter that, as she is presently quite enraptured by them and goes to the bed each night after dancing the Dino Stomp with her parents, and Grandma when I am present.
I mean they don’t appear to be really loveable. Can’t see cuddling with a dinosaur in bed as a real option. Might be why cats and dogs remain, and dinosaurs are no more…
Can they participate in an interesting conversation? Hold their own in a book club? Know which fork to use first? Choose a good wine? I suspect not.
Do they leave the toilet seat up? Do they even use a toilet seat?
Are they going to be quiet when I want to sleep in? Can they tip toe?
They just seem to tromp and stomp and roar and eat. And their colour range seems severely limited.
I don’t know; not thinking likeable, people. Can you mount an argument in their favour?
The colour blue.
Driving in my car and listening to audio books.
Wearing infinity scarves.
Eating breakfast out.
A window with a view.
Lying in bed listening to the birds in our trees.
A long warm shower
The number 7
Holding my granddaughter’s hands as she bounces on the bed
Wearing long tunic tops and leggings.
Staying in my PJs all day.
Plum jam and bacon on toast.
- Are dogs playing us for fools?
- Are wristwatches on the way to redundancy?
- How do you know if someone is a “sandwich short of a picnic”? Is there a legislated number of sandwiches required to make it a picnic?
- Daughter1’s husband and her brother, Son both have dark hair and beards. Acquaintance was of the opinion that they look alike, but what made her think “You must really love your brother to marry someone who looks like him!”? Does anyone else think that is weird too?
- Why do so many of us only get comfortable in our own skins when we are over fifty?
- How am I going to get the Giggle and Hoot children’s show theme out of my head?
- I wish I had invented velcro, then I could have retired long ago.
- There is no such thing as too much sleep.
- Tomorrow is never another day, it is today. Not debatable.
- The greatest wisdom comes from day to day living.
- If I could read one person’s mind today, it would be… Sir Ken Robinson.